Je suis une chatonne abandonné // アタシは捨て猫

It's so regal so... majestic! Every time I think about it, it makes me smile~

CHEH.

I'm talking about your tiara, you fucktard.

So don't get any ideas, or you're gonna fucking learn what a shot to the face feels like firsthand.

I wasn't affected today. Thank FUCKING God.

Rabi-nii, you're weirder than usual. But that's the kind of weird I can deal with.

'dante, did you take care of that "Driving Lessons" thing?



[ooc: All hail the queen!!!]

After Ev-san and Amadeus-san leaving, you'd think I'd get a break-- but no.

FUCKING HELL.

Anyone who's fucktarded enough to bring up how going to the bathroom went or how I somehow managed to bathe this morning WITH MY EYES CLOSED earns themselves a fucking punch in the face, you got that?! I'm scarred for life!!! I've never-- in person--- I-- it... klasjfd;jfl;ldkfjal;ksdjfa;ij

YOU!!!!! -- gimme my body and guns back (and if you've fucked around with them-- either of them-- I will know and you will pay.)


ETA You'd better be dressed well.


[ooc: Body swap day ftw. ♥]

Okay... so the ANTI-EMO KIT idea has been scrapped. Fuck. I liked that idea, I really did.

So just a quick question-- who knows about odd japanese traditions/culture/etc. ... specifically of the "Tea ceremony" variety?

...the more important, "honorable" and all that good shit, the better.

Any and all input would be... what's that fucking word?

...helpful.

Shut the fuck up. It's been 8 years, okay?? And I really wasn't brought up with it...

Accuracy isn't a priority, but the ability to "fake it" is.
AND NOT LIKE THAT YOU FUCKING PERVERTS.


ETA Watching shit on Youtube does not help. (even I know some of that stuff is BS. But it's funny.)

.............

RABI-NII -- That thing with the alcohol? If you really can do that (and you weren't talking out of your ass), talk to me.


ETA 2 Youtube = Really not helping

[ooc: Sunny was raised more European-esque and the last time she did anything traditionally Japanese (aside from eating) was before her parents died. Prease to be edj00macating her?

And that clip is by a Japanese comedy filmmaker. And I find it HILARIOUS.]

As you may or may not know, my friend former roommate, Ev-san's friend, Amadeus-san has been rather.... mope-y after that big-ass "What if?" curse day.

The guy needs to get back into the swing of things.

As professionally-trained expert in interrogation reprogramming torture DE-EMOING PEOPLE, I will require certain items to make this a success.

If you own any of these items, please donate them to the cause, or I will fucking donate them for you.

That's not a threat people, it's a promise.

And I'm very good at keeping promises.

( SUNNY'S MAKE-YOUR-OWN ANTI-EMO KIT )

This'll work. Just watch.


ETA 'dante!! this kid brought you Korean BBQ.

[ooc: In case you really didn't know, She's not an expert in cheering people up. Talk her out of this. Please.]

Look, I know I have great clothes (that's why I fucking bought them) but I want them back.

Return them. NOW.

I am not gonna fucking sit around in my swimsuit and a fucking bathrobe.

ETA Thank you, Haine (the girl one).